Spam of the Day.

From: Melnora haddonfield
To: Maria
Date: Jul 9, 2007 6:40am
Subject:

Your penis will be big enough to hang your clothes to dry.

(link to “Penis Enlarge Patch Rx”)


9 Jul 2007 |



4 comments »


Egads! What a scary thought!

Comment by Jesse | 9 Jul 2007 @ 8:42pm



I get very little spam — Comcast does a pretty decent job of filtering it. Though, since it means I don’t get letters like that, I feel a little curious. Are we talking damp-dry or bone, no pun intended, dry? And, just lightweight shirts, or parkas and the like, too? Do the Viagra people know about this alternate use for the product genre?

Comment by bill | 10 Jul 2007 @ 2:35pm



You still have to stand still for hours, and most likely, in the sun or a very hot room. It’s pretty inconvenient, and really not much of a selling point.

Comment by Nick | 10 Jul 2007 @ 8:56pm



Well, rats. Though I *could* wear sunglasses and take the time to work on my tan…. nah, even if this worked, I’m not sure how I’d get the tumble dry effect, not to mention, the sweet scent of fabric softener. Ah, well…

Comment by bill | 11 Jul 2007 @ 9:00am




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