1. She had just started her clinical rotations; she hadn’t had even three months of experience in interviewing patients.
Her eyes skimmed over the sheet of paper in her lap and she proceeded to elicit social history.
“Are you currently in a relationship?” she asked.
His eyes widened and an expression of surprise mixed with disgust crossed his face.
“You know, it’s totally unprofessional for you to ask me out on a date,” he sniffed.
2. It was their third therapy session.
The videocamera unobtrusively occupied the corner of the room. She had asked his permission to tape their sessions so that she could learn how to improve her technique and become a skilled therapist.
Perhaps she was having an “off” day; perhaps he was feeling more irritable than usual.
Before the session ended, he squarely faced the camera and shouted, “Do you see how much she’s messing up?”
3. He knew that she had a diagnosis of some sort of psychosis, though she was now doing much better.
They met on a regular basis and though they did not exactly connect with each other, there was a congenial understanding of their clinical relationship.
At the end of one meeting, he asked her, “Is there anything else I can do for you today?”
She blurted, “Bend me over the table and [expletive] me hard.”
25 Mar 2008 |
question is, have you ever experienced any of these situations?
Comment by yaser | 26 Mar 2008 @ 7:43pm
Those three are about as real as it gets!
Comment by Don Austin | 27 Mar 2008 @ 6:22am
Are ou sure # 3 wasn’t something that happened on In Treatment? ;)
Comment by Fallen Angels | 27 Mar 2008 @ 9:49pm
ooh the things patients say. like the disoriented woman who answers “guadalahara, mexico” and “it’s march 1972″ who answers your orientation questions very matter of factly.
Comment by Rae | 29 Mar 2008 @ 7:28am
I *literally* LOL’d. (Don’t you hate how people overuse LOL to describe situations when they had not, in fact, LOL’d at all?)
Comment by Amanda | 31 Mar 2008 @ 4:41pm